#170 London Pet Show
Dogs and cats! Living together! At least working together under the same roof, at this month’s London Pet Show at the Olympia. Aside from the stinky pretty little animals everywhere, this could have been any old trade fair (they’re all pretty much identical, trade fairs – I’m pretty sure that if you went to an illegal gathering of illicit nuclear arms dealers, it’d be the same – you’d come away with a big bag full of leaflets and nothing else). So there’s not that much to say about this nonsense. It’s an excuse to show you some picture of fluffy things.
Mrs Brown and I went to audition for possible new pets, but few of them could clean a flat to an acceptable standard, and none of them could make a decent gin martini. No home for you, pets!