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#170 London Pet Show

May 18, 2011
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WHAT IF THIS CAT HAPPENED TO YOU? IT MIGHT.

Don't 'hiss' him off! WAIT THAT'S SNAKES ABORT CAPTION ABORT CAPTION

Dogs and cats! Living together! At least working together under the same roof, at this month’s London Pet Show at the Olympia. Aside from the stinky pretty little animals everywhere, this could have been any old trade fair (they’re all pretty much identical, trade fairs – I’m pretty sure that if you went to an illegal gathering of illicit nuclear arms dealers, it’d be the same – you’d come away with a big bag full of leaflets and nothing else). So there’s not that much to say about this nonsense. It’s an excuse to show you some picture of fluffy things.

Mrs Brown and I went to audition for possible new pets, but few of them could clean a flat to an acceptable standard, and none of them could make a decent gin martini. No home for you, pets!

This dog's tragedy is that he just came up with an equation that solves AIDS but he can only communicate in hugs.

It later transpired that this hairless cat was merely an average uncooked chicken. THE SHAME.

BONUS DOGS!!! The dog on the left is Colin P Dogsworthy. His interests include palmistry, the history of the Third Reich and pooing on recently cleaned lino.

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